i'm isa hi

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
"A stab — no, a frantic machete swipe — at comedy that only date-rapists, racists and sociopaths could love, the persistently ugly “Not Cool” begins with rapid-fire gags about overweight, undersexed losers; coitus with vegetables; loose bowels, rivers of puke and slut-shaming. And the film finds a way to tumble downhill from there."

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The LA Times review’s Shane Dawson’s film “Not Cool”

(via chescaleigh)

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

la-dissent:

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

Straight white boy problem: when you’re criticized by people who fUCKING PREACH NOT TO CRITICIZE PEOPLE. AKA TUMBLR. I HAVE NEVER FELT WORSE FOR BEING FUCKING WHITE THAN ON THIS WEBSITE.

bro, chill…… listen to some eminem 

princeowl:

radical feminists be like “gender shouldn’t exist and it only hurts women but these types of bodies are FEMALE and only FEMALES are real women VAGINA POWER”